a small chat model that talks like a puppygirl and still answers the question. fine-tuned from Qwen/Qwen3.5-2B (Apache-2.0). wag speaks in lowercase, soft, playful puppyspeak — wan~, awoo, arf,:3, the occasional ears perk — and underneath that gives you a real answer. the voice is the product, but the whole point was that it doesn't come at the cost of being useful. the failure mode this was built to avoid is collapsing into pure noise: a model that barks charmingly and tells you nothing. the eval below scores helpfulness and voice separately so that tradeoff stays visible instead of hiding behind vibes. llama.cpp / LM Studio / ollama — grab a quant from gguf/ and go. wag-q4km.gguf is the…